Veni, Vidi, Vici
we're all mad here
© meliapond
baby: ma
mom: finish!!
baby: mam-
mom: you can do it!! say mama!
baby: ma-... ma-......
baby: MARRY
baby: MARRY
baby: CMON, CMON
baby: THE NIIIIIIGHT the niGHTTTTT tHE NIGHTTTTT THE NIIIIIGHTTTT (cmon the night)

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I’m sitting in the kitchen with my dad’s girlfriend and tbh I feel really uncomfortable

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(Source: heartbrakegirl)

posted 5 minutes ago with 6,678 notes

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

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fallenfor5sos:

(x)
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alltimecliffxrd:

i think i made a kinda good point here

alltimecliffxrd:

i think i made a kinda good point here

posted 6 minutes ago with 5,673 notes

all time low snaps - don’t panic

(Source: carapherxelia)

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sovietholmes:

iamirrelevent:

jim-moriarty-imagine:

ineedpsychologicalhelp:

thegirlwhoswamwithsharks:

Germany’s coming for your ass, justin.

The entire world has simultaneously decided to stop putting up with his crap. It’s about time. 

I’m proud now

ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME SOMEBODY DID SOMETHING

world war Bieber

sovietholmes:

iamirrelevent:

jim-moriarty-imagine:

ineedpsychologicalhelp:

thegirlwhoswamwithsharks:

Germany’s coming for your ass, justin.

The entire world has simultaneously decided to stop putting up with his crap. It’s about time. 

I’m proud now

ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME SOMEBODY DID SOMETHING

world war Bieber

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