I’m sitting in the kitchen with my dad’s girlfriend and tbh I feel really uncomfortable
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
i think i made a kinda good point here
all time low snaps - don’t panic
Germany’s coming for your ass, justin.
The entire world has simultaneously decided to stop putting up with his crap. It’s about time.
I’m proud now
ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME SOMEBODY DID SOMETHING
world war Bieber